takemeasiamff:

thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

HONESTLYYY

(Source: babyintrenchcoat)

elementofrevenge:

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

bestpal:

most of the original Joan Rivers has been dead for a long time anyway this was basically the silicone cyborg shell being deactivated

(Source: avianawareness)

tuxedoandex:

poppypicklesticks:

tuxedoandex:

modern feminism’s current best product

*gay men and trans men are no longer eleigible for this product* 

*any male who applies for a victim card will be prosecuted, charged with misogyny and sentenced to 10 years for oppressing women*

tuxedoandex:

poppypicklesticks:

tuxedoandex:

modern feminism’s current best product

*gay men and trans men are no longer eleigible for this product* 

*any male who applies for a victim card will be prosecuted, charged with misogyny and sentenced to 10 years for oppressing women*

(Source: fairlion-jade)

red-white-and-bearded:

butmuhgains:

red-white-and-bearded:

What the fuck is wrong with Columbia?

Florida Man and Columbian Man: the unholy duo

Nothing can be as ratched as Michigan, though.  Everything about that state is wrong on so many levels.

red-white-and-bearded:

butmuhgains:

red-white-and-bearded:

What the fuck is wrong with Columbia?

Florida Man and Columbian Man: the unholy duo

Nothing can be as ratched as Michigan, though.  Everything about that state is wrong on so many levels.

(Source: unclefather)

genderfluidbabe:

hey there fuckers

if you reblog this, youll get one of these image

based off of your blog! wooooooooooooo

REBLOG THIS SHIT

oh yeah make sure your submit is open

(Source: princegenderfluid)

harbi-doll:

Toodles

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

equestrianrepublican:

cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

That’s one way to pick up a date.

equestrianrepublican:

cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

That’s one way to pick up a date.

(Source: imadreamerx0x)